Oh, grasshopper... this isn't quite that easy...

If you come dressed as ODDJOB, and you can convince the crowd that - in fact - you ARE ODDJOB, the incredibly evil henchman of Dr. No, you'll get a chance to throw the famous steel rimmed bowler at a plaster bust of our choosing from 20 paces... there is no greater glory than to slice the head neatly from the plaster bust in front of 400 people... and you shall be rewarded for your efforts should you succeed.

Please be at the location around 6:30 in the evening... the bowler will be provided, and it will be presented to each contestant by the appropriate BOND GIRLS to ensure the integrity of the event. Please surround yourself with your friends and admirers, since loud clapping and screaming and general mayhem is the only thing that will move the applause meter when the crowd votes as to your eligibility to compete as ODDJOB.

If you choose to compete, make sure you pay attention to the dress, manner and general evilness of this most original Ian Fleming masterpiece...